1.2.35 Ozone Hotel, Bridlington

Dear Brum, Back again, and the photos here.

Thank you very much for them. I call them pretty good: we are as regimental as two button sticks. I look like and S.P. who has just caught you in the Bricklayers' Arms. Anyhow there can't be any row hereafter if I call you shortarse, can there? I had no idea I was so tall and thin and hard looking.

If you see the damsel who took them, please thank her from me for painting my face so smooth. she has done us both good: for you aren't (in real life) much more of a masterpiece than myself.

Ask your wife for her candid opinion of us as a beauty chorus. How did Aston Villa do tomorrow? I'd hoped to send you some tool-money, but the luck is still dead out. Wait a bit, before you get anything, please. It might be another fortnight before Felixstowe send me my credits. It is not easy to arrange that sort of thing by post, when you don't know the pay bloke you are writing to.

Meanwhile I've been having a dust-up with the Chief Constable of your town. A Mrs.[name omitted] kept on writing me letters, calling me Jim and begging me to go back to her and all would be forgiven. I answered the first one, saying that I wasn't her Jim and didn't know her from Eve: but she went on writing about twice a week, from a place called [name omitted].

So finally after about two years of it, I wrote to your Chief Copper and asked if as a favour he'd send an officer to ask her to abate the nuisance. I asked him to do it gently, because I thought the poor woman was mad.

He replied in a letter (not even marked confidential) addressed to the C.O. Bridlington R.A.F. saying that Mrs -. had been interviewed, was 53, eccentric, a widow, two grown up sons: that she had lived with me throughout the war, while I served in an Anti Aircraft Battery at Birminghan - and that she had no intention of ceasing to write to me.

I sent him back a snorter, saying that I had written to him personally, and he had no right ti communicate with my supposed C.O. That in a big station his action would have led to much gossip, very unpleasant to myself: but that fortunately there was no C.O. at Bridlington, and so his letter had come direct to myself!

Since then, complete silence from my abandoned widow and from the Chief Copper.

Please give my regards to the Hallets and to Mrs. Hall. All is very well here, and the work well up to time. Yours T E S.