Our Farnham, who art in Hendon, Holloway, Turnpike Lane

Thy Kingston come thy Wimbledon, On Erith as it is in Hendon.

Give us this day our Maidenhead.

And lead us not into Penge station But deliver us from Esher.

For Thine is the Kingston, the Tower and the Horley For Iver and Iver Crouch End.